Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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