why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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