What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

DERP

American healthcare.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

I Love Hitler.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

The Aristocrats

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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