Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Ben is gay

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

So a seal walks into a club...

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

your moms so fat she has kankles

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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