Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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youre gay

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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