Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

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That's unfortunate.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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