A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Women rights..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Robin, get in the car.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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