What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Women's rights

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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I love you.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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