- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

1+1= 69

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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