What's the difference between a duck?

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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women's rights

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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