a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Anti Joke

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