What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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