What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Miscarriages.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Jesus

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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