Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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acuna

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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One time i was sitting down

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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