a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Your momma's so fat...

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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whats black. an african american person

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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lebron

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A man walks around a bar.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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The white guy did it!

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Anti Joke

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