Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Runescape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I went to the store and I fell

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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