My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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