Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Women's rights.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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The NBA lockout

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Women's Rights

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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