- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Dick Chaney

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

FIRE!!

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

A Woman out of the kitchen

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

How's your mum? she's dead..

Religion

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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