Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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I've got a boner

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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someone called a frog a frog

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Anti Joke

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