What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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