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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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i was molested.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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