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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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