There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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