whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Obama 2012

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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