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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

A man walks around a bar.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What rhymes with you? You.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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