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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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