- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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