What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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your moms my other ride

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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melon

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Potassium? K.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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