Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

raping black women

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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