- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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