- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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