Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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