- Anti Joke

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Reverse psychology never fails.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks