One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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knock knock piss off

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Yes!

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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