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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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