- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Bumsniffer

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Women's rights.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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