I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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