- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

You read the Terms of Service.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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