- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.