F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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