- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

I never asked for this.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

why is john so fat years of over eating

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??