What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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