Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What's 9+10? 19

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

racism...deal with it!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Anti Joke

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