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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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