how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Tony Romo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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This is not a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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