- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your time.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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