What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Cripples are lame.

Where's my baby??

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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