- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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