- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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