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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

knock knock ... no one was in

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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