Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Justin Bieber got laid

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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