Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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knock, knock. come in.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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1 + 1 = 3

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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