- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Dusters blow stuff.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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