- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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