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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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