- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Knock, Knock Come in

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's white and gluey Glue

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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